I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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