i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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