The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Randomize
