Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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