I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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