So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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