9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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