He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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