He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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