I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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