Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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