the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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