I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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