dude i'm inner monologue high
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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