So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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