my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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