Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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