just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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