I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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