No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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