shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I enjoy the company of your penis
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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