ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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