it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Randomize
