If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
