it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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