I got her a Nickelback box set.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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