I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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