For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Randomize
