i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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