You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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