I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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