Dual....:-)
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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