I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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