On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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