My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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