I feel like abortions should bother me more
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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