at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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