lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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