If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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