Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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