On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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