Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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