Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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