Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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