Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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