susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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