Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
