I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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