It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
did you just send me my own nude
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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