i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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