Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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