Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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