Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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