He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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