Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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