My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm both gender and math confused
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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