fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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