how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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