let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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